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The phone rang as I was sleeping. It was around 7:30 in the morning, and it was a bit early as long as my daily schedule was concerned. I didn’t receive it, kept the phone in flight mode and continued sleeping… It was around 9 and I was set to leave to the hospital, when I checked my phone “10 missed calls”, it read. “Oh fuck, I’m in trouble”, I said to myself. I called back to Dr. Sophie. “Hello Sophie, Good morning”, I said in a charming way so that she wouldn’t shout at me. “Where are you?? I’ve been calling you for ages. Come here in fifteen or I’m gonna kick your ass from this hospital. There’s a peculiar case that has arrived. We’ve never seen something like that in medical history”, she said and disconnected the call. “Maybe her boyfriend turned into a donkey”. I said to myself. I drove as fast as I could to the hospital. “Good Morning again, doctor. Did your boyfriend turn into a donkey??” I said. “Ha Ha. Check this report”, she said. “A man cannot smile”, first